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(703): View more from Virginia

he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?

(1-608): View more from Wisconsin

myspace Music?

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(712): View more from Iowa

My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

oh god was she eating orange peels again

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(914): View more from New York

I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out

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(907): View more from Alaska

Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick

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