I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Randomize
