I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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