Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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