are you still at the devil's house?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
His hands were made for my vagina.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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