I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I would ride that face into the sunset
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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