i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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