You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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