If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face