I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food