WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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