so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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