THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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