when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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