Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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