A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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