apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Randomize
