Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
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I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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