I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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