Having a random hookup so left but love u
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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