So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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