I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
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Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
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