Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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