Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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