i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
God gave him joint rollers for hands
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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