I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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