What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
