no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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