my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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