Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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