Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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