I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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