i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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