I have demons in me.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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