Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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