Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
