doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
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Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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