I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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