Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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