This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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