i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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