AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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