Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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