hell yes lets make some ravioli
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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