At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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