Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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