i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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