Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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