It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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