Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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