how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
where does the pee come out of this thing
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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