My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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