I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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