I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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