You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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