yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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