The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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