You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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