So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Randomize